This Isn’t Your Normal Yule Log

This log may attract bears and cause some uncontrollable cravings.

What is it you ask? The picture gives it away, but let me share it anyway.

A USAToday article shared about a new fire starting log that hit the market this Christmas. You can order online for 18.99. Well, you could have if it hadn’t sold out in just a few hours. As I ventured to the webpage for the merchant of these mouthwatering logs, I found the following paragraphs. Let me share them directly …


YOU’LL NEVER SETTLE FOR A BORING,
FIRE-SCENTED FIRE AGAIN

For more than a million years, mankind has been attempting to improve upon the simple fire. We’ve tried burning different things like sticks or leaves or various incriminating documents. We’ve tried making fires last longer. We’ve even figured out how to turn them into different colors. All of that experimentation, all of that innovation, has culminated in this event, the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog, from Enviro-Log®. Imbued with the unmistakable, mouth-watering aroma of Colonel Sanders’ secret recipe, the KFC 11 Herbs & Spices Firelog finally puts to rest the age-old dilemma, “How can I make this fire a hundred bajillion times better?”

This one-of-a-kind firelog from Enviro-Log, a leading manufacturer of firelogs made of 100 percent recycled materials, is the result of countless hours of research and development, all done over the last couple of months since we had this idea. Pick up a firelog today, and you’ll be wondering how you were ever able to enjoy a fire that didn’t smell like fried chicken.


Wow. Now I have gas logs. Will it work there? And since a Boston College study finds one can gain weight from being around certain smells for extended periods of time, will this cause extra pounds on my scale?

And if our offerings to the Lord are soothing aromas, will this add to that? Does He even like fried chicken? Does He know the secret recipe? Okay, I believe He does.

No matter how you look at this, it is a great gift for the person who has everything.

Merry KFChristmas

Go to kfcfirelogs.com

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